...sucker.
Even if you didn't, you still came here to sign the petition, and such was my intention.
See, I am sick of getting the same urban legend/internet hoaxes sent to me day after day, month after month, year after year that I decided to create my own and see if people were really gullible enough to believe it.
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU ARE!
There is no one leaving AIDS infected needles on seats. Using Swiffer on your floors will not kill your pets. Shampoo does not cause cancer. There are no poisonous spiders in the toilet waiting to bite your genitalia. That kid from The Wonder Years is not Marilyn Manson.
Just because we live in an age of instant information and communication, don't believe everything someone blindly forwards you in an e-mail. All of the truth behind these myths can easily be found on the internet on reputable websites like www.hoaxbusters.ciac.org that devote themselves to debunking this nonsense.
So please. Do me and the rest of society a favor and do some research on the veracity of what you're going to send to everyone in your address book before you hit that forward button. Because if you don't, after your message is forwarded to 10 people, the Road Runner will fly across your screen as poisonous spiders and that kid who grew up to be Marilyn Manson spray Swiffer on your floor to poison your pets and stick AIDS infected needles on your couch cushions.
REALLY. I'M NOT KIDDING!
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